Bring me a string, and I'll give you a tune

Good afternoon cottage cheese, it's been quite a while.

I thought the same.

So how's the haps?

Please don't talk to me like that.

Is something wrong?

Oh no, its just that I prefer not to use words like that. My moral code doesn't fare for terms and phrases that aren't legitimate.

I'm sorry, for a second there I thought we almost had a misunderstanding.

We almost did.

On another thought, how has Peach been doing?

I can't complain, every now and then we get mixed up in some cold debate but it's been generally been decent these last few weeks.

That doesn't sound very assuring.

I can assure you, you've no need to fret about it; it's something all couples go through.

Is that right?

Yeah, so no matter what we dish out on each other we'll understand that its often for both's sake.

I never knew intimate relations were so complex.

They very well can be, one day you're spooning together and the next you don't even want to make eye contact. It's an unfortunately pressing issue for lovers.

That can't be right.

Pardon?

Everyone goes through those things, its common nature. From how it sounds, you two make a very healthy and sweet couple. Don't discourage yourself based on is virtue relative to perfectibility. Everyone has troubles, but if you can overlook them then you really do have something special.

Thank you, I appreciate your generous words.

Thank me not, your company is compensation.

I must decline you're request, for my gratitude is inevitable.

You are very interesting, you know? You're unlike most other's I've met.

And how's that?

Well, you seem to have consistently good intentions for someone so soft.

Soft? That's how you see me?

Correct, it's one of the things that sets you apart. That and of course, the fact that you are a bowl of cottage cheese.

Thank you for everything. Say, would you like to go for dinner this evening?

Lets.